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Need to spruce up your ladyparts? Worry not - the vagina spa is here


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A New York gynaecologist has opened the world's first va-jay-jay spa, a "uniquely feminine MedSpa destination" that offers vaginal workouts (with your own *private* exercise coach), pelvic fitness assessments, labial contouring, and the obligatory vaginal rejuvenation surgery that will help women tighten it all up down there.

“If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these [exercises],” says Dr Lauri J Romanzi, the founder of Phit (they called it Phit!?). “It’s the dental floss of feminine fitness,” apparently.

Now, I'm not quite sure how political engagement and pumping internal muscles go together (nor vaginas and dental floss, frankly), but it's a nice idea, and I bet women are flocking to the 'spa' like droopy-muffed moths to a flame.

Like there aren't enough things wrong with us that we need to fix already.
LindseyIndigo

45 responses // Need to spruce up your ladyparts? Worry not - the vagina spa is here

  • Kudos on "droopy-muffed moths." Kudos.
    Scott_Bromley
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  • I've always said, no matter what you are looking for, you can and will find it in New York...just another confirmation
    sgirgis72
  • Agreed with Scott. I will be stealing that phrase and using it in some highly inappropriate context.
    hollyg
  • I can read the average surfers' mind:

    'OOOO I THERE IT SAYS VAGINA!!111'

    <click>
    yonie
    1 response to this
  • Realistically, these muscles are at the base of the 'core fitness area' for women. Core fitness is one of the best ways to stay healthy and vigorous into a long and enjoyable life span.

    So don't knock it and especially don't go '7th grader' on these kind of ideas.
    jahbini
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  • "labial contouring, and the obligatory vaginal rejuvenation surgery"

    They're not talking about the ridiculous surgeries in which they try to make all vaginas uniform, based on some false look from porn, are they?
    Brendan_M
  • http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8308/picture11le0.pn...
    The words they use to describe the processes make me feel a little bit sick on the inside.

    I can imagine the receptionist...
    'Hello maaam, care for a core restore?'

    eugh.

    Check it: http://www.theperfectphit.com/
    subsequent
  • oh my god droopy-muffed moths oh my god LIP SYNC



    (i mean, i get how this is good stuff [for all involved with the particular vagina, if you know what i mean and i think you do] but i cannot help the fact that i am at my core [no pun intended] a 10-year-old boy in the body of a 20-year-old man. now if you'll excuse me, i'll be outside looking for dead things to poke [not like that].)
    randomprojection
  • vaginal excercise coach? i think i just found my calling.
    hollowman218
  • Honestly I only read this "news" because I read the word vagina on its title! Sad
    usumacinta
  • I love the word "va-jay-jay" Gets me every time! Haha...
    Artifakt
  • watch this comment being used here, here, here, here, here, and here
    If only I had a vajayjay, I'd totally visit this spa. If only...
    Vicky_the_Robot
  • I'm bewildered: why is this news?
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    rwylie
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  • i heart vajayjays.
    pressrecord
  • JanaPokana, you literally stole the words from my mouth - I'm glad I checked before i clicked submit!
    CicatrizJCP
  • I wonder what kind of credentials you need to become a vaginal exercise coach:

    "Ideal applicants will posses a medical degree, at least 3 years work experience in a medical field, and a passion for healthy vaginas..."
    CicatrizJCP
  • “Nothing could be fina’ when entering a well toned vagina!” Ladies, please keep us posted on how the latest spa trend works if you choose to do so. It sounds AOK based on physical fitness principles; important at any age-but particularly for those of us who have been around longer than others. And at least it’s not a shot of Botox to tighten things up!
    darkhorsejim
  • If we go to the other extreme and the lady enjoys oral sex would she consider a couple of stitches on either side of her mouth?
    themanwithadog
  • wow, I dont much about my opinion on this one, other then i intend start working all of the words from this description into my daily vocab.
    abbo
  • GOOD GOD!
    HIGHLITE
  • http://flickr.com/photos/forsterdavid/1980093203/
    This is a godsend! My ginny is way tense! Look!
    pablomelendez
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  • I'm wit it!
    CV
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  • if you have one and it is important to you fluff it up,i would
    charleskaj
  • aww women... spending their money on usless things..... all men need is a porno, a couch and a palm and theyr good....
    kewal91
  • Wait till Tyra gets a hold of this she loves talkin bout
    vajayjay
    "Fresh ideas for Mother's Day" on the next Tyra
    jay_ct
  • great idea......the tighter the better
    shimz
  • Okay, hearing the computer announcer voice on television saying "va-jay-jay" made this story worth posting.
    Brendan_M
  • Just another thing to worry about on my body. Sorry that I try to like myself and F people who tell me to tighten this, shave that and still hate myself in the morning.

    Suck it, bitches!
    samonster34
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  • Why not. Love the lady parts =)
    Emilimi
  • im down with anything that will make a (um) tighter
    clayjj05
  • Men are excited enough to be in the same *room* as a vagina, "core restore" and (eugh) "lip sync" be damned.
    Why are women constantly told they need to be fixed?
    PaintingM
  • I do think that it is not too nice. It is quite "Physical" and Sexual. Are these parts and exercises really needed? Will now 15-20 year old get this as their new Birthday or Sweet 16 gift? I know it says "vote" but the point is that it could get like a normal thing and doesn't sound right.

    I would only approve this on Women that already had kids and don't feel nice with their body,
    petarro
  • Haha whatever makes you happy I guess...I just need to use the word Va-jay-jay a lot more often
    AbbyandChristina
  • so your vagina is so used and abused that you need a spa? k.
    keeshii768
  • Well... maybe the va-jay-jay is not used and abused but a li'l tired from pleasing the hubby that it needs a li'l pick me up to maintain its optimum level of performance.
    poche
  • what next?...
    misticblue7