PSA: Great Balls of Fire
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so in my 38 years of life i have done some stupid things....i have punched a cop...raced a homeless dude..kicked a curb in sandals on purpose...and shit more dumb things than i can imagine
but never
ever have i done the stupid shit i saw tonight....
let me start from the beginning
i am at a bar and the dj is spinning some hot shit...girls dancin on the bar...people singing along to the songs
all the things you want to happen when you go out
right....
well the dj and his promoter decide to a parlor trick that they have done in the past before...kinda like some william burroughs type shit....but
instead of using a gun and an glass though
this uses
bacardi 151
a lighter and
some balls
the kind connected to the promoter
i think you know where this goes from here
the promoter gets on the bar
pops out his nutsack
lathers his shit in the 151
and sets them ablaze
unfortunately this is where it all goes wrong...
his balls dont go out
they are flaming(lol)
it takes about three people and thirty seconds to put out his flaming balls
now dont get me wrong....that shit is funny...
whats not funny is that he has second degree burns on his arms and legs
and third degree on his balls and ass...
so dont laugh too hard
just dont set your balls on fire
but never
ever have i done the stupid shit i saw tonight....
let me start from the beginning
i am at a bar and the dj is spinning some hot shit...girls dancin on the bar...people singing along to the songs
all the things you want to happen when you go out
right....
well the dj and his promoter decide to a parlor trick that they have done in the past before...kinda like some william burroughs type shit....but
instead of using a gun and an glass though
this uses
bacardi 151
a lighter and
some balls
the kind connected to the promoter
i think you know where this goes from here
the promoter gets on the bar
pops out his nutsack
lathers his shit in the 151
and sets them ablaze
unfortunately this is where it all goes wrong...
his balls dont go out
they are flaming(lol)
it takes about three people and thirty seconds to put out his flaming balls
now dont get me wrong....that shit is funny...
whats not funny is that he has second degree burns on his arms and legs
and third degree on his balls and ass...
so dont laugh too hard
just dont set your balls on fire
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- cheakywillie
- 2 months ago
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