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Police: Burglar whacks man with sausage

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Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
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6 responses // Police: Burglar whacks man with sausage

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    Ha! Sounds like the burglar could use a little mental health support. Bless him. That's the sweetest crime I've ever heard about. Though maybe if I woke up in the middle of the night being, um, 'whacked with a sausage', I'd think differently...

    LindseyIndigo
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    So, the burglar hit one of the victims on the head with a sausage, which is bad enough, but he rubbed the other one with spices? What does that even mean? And isn't that much stranger than hitting someone with a sausage?

    JanaPokana
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    Darwin

    Avolyn
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    Why the hell did he do that?

    MiguelSanchez
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    Perhaps he was preparing for a barbecue? Hello Clarice...

    LindseyIndigo

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